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Naughty Bear
« on: December 10, 2009, 06:57:34 AM »
505 Games unleashing a Naughty Bear on PS3 and Xbox 360



505 Games just announced a new game from Wet developer Artificial Mind and Movement -- and the protagonist is, well, artificial. Naughty Bear  is pretty much exactly what we expected when we saw the trademark filed by A2M: a violent action game starring an animated, stuffed bear. Specifically, a stuffed bear who swears revenge on other jerk bears for failing to invite him to a party.

The goal in Naughty Bear is to scare, irritate, and, of course, hurt the other bears, racking up "Naughty Points" as you do and using weapons strewn about the game's 30 stages. The game will dole out more Naughty Points in response to more "deviant and maniacal" tactics. From the description, it sounds like Manhunt with teddy bears. It's going to be a polyester stuffing-bath.

Brilliant  :)




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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 01:40:02 PM »
Sounds excellent! The teddy looks awesome too, i'm sure he's homophobic though and he's hiding the fear of him being gay by showing a tough exterior ... i mean look at his stance, it shouts mincer!

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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 02:53:19 PM »


I am taking this picture to Kinkos and have a life-size printout made.  Than I'm going to hang it on the outside of my front door.  At first I predict my neighbors will think it is some sort of Christmas decoration.  But after a few months things are going to pretty creepy.

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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 04:26:07 AM »
Beacause living next door to Neato isnt creepy enough ;)
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Re: Naughty Bear
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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 02:32:31 PM »
That teddy is awesome, although he looks abit gay in the trailer....


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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 07:22:43 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPjv-Io9610" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPjv-Io9610</a>
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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 02:38:32 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcft0fHUuuo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcft0fHUuuo</a>
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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 03:52:40 PM »
Oh that brings me back.


Back when the internet was pure and wholesome ... before all these damn kids had to go and ruin it with their iBobs and rap music.






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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2010, 09:15:52 AM »


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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 06:07:45 AM »
Alien Parody Trailer  ;D

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKlG9DHAOA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKlG9DHAOA</a>

Which instantly reminded me of this

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zehzSn8ExjE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zehzSn8ExjE</a>

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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 09:58:27 AM »
I thought this post was about Naughty Bear from Bo Selecta  ;D

Sha-wing!!

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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 05:22:39 AM »
Naughty Bear stuffing shelves on June 8



505 Games has announced that A2M's adorable cotton-shredder, Naughty Bear, will stalk retail shelves this summer on June 8. The game follows the eponymous Naughty Bear, who finds something very odd about his usually pleasant surroundings and neighbors -- and then attempts to resolve it by making everyone hug ... a shotgun.


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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 06:05:33 AM »
thats right near my birthday. :P
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Re: Naughty Bear
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 03:13:20 PM »
I hope this game is fun to play.  The images are hilarious.


 

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