Jedward to ruin Christmas

GamerMan316 · September 13, 2010, 10:45:05 AM

Jedward to ruin Xmas in Nintendo ad campaign
Absolutely nobody is safe

Make sure you keep your TVs turned off this Christmas if you want to avoid a £250k Jedward ad campaign from Nintendo.

The X-Factor twins are set to make the Christmas period a lot less jolly after being snapped up by Nintendo to sell to our young 'uns.

A source told The Sun: "They are still the number one choice for brands which appeal to kids. Nintendo have snapped them up for Christmas."

But they're also annoying Nintendo! Seriously, we'd prefer a Vuvuzela campaign.

Not even a campaign. Just scream in our ears for twelve days - Anything!

On a brighter note, Yoshio Sakamoto said recently that the next Nintendo console will leave us with our mouths open.

The only way we're going to endure Deadwood, sorry, Jedward over Christmas is if they are advertising said jaw-dropping console.

Won't happen though will it? Sigh.

Well done Nintendo... you've managed to find two bigger wankers than Ant & Dec, that's some achievement.

Failed · September 13, 2010, 05:10:06 PM

damn focus groups saying gaywood are cool to kids.... glad i dont watch TV

nCogNeato · September 13, 2010, 07:34:05 PM

I have no idea who those 2 kids are.

But I'll take a wild guess and say they're the UK equivelant of the US's Justin Bieber? If that's the case ... my prayers are with all of you overseas.

GamerMan316 · September 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM

Quote from: nCogNeato on September 13, 2010, 07:34:05 PM
I have no idea who those 2 kids are.

But I'll take a wild guess and say they're the UK equivelant of the US's Justin Bieber? If that's the case ... my prayers are with all of you overseas.

These tools are far worse than Bieber, check them out on youtube and you'll see why.

Failed · September 14, 2010, 06:07:49 PM

bieber's like pouring acid in your ears, Jedward is like pouring boiling acid with bees and caltrops in.

Windedprism · April 20, 2011, 08:37:14 AM

Yeah it's worse than that they hail from my home city too!! god the shame they are doing eurovision this year!!!!!!!

GamerMan316 · April 20, 2011, 11:06:39 AM

You think that's bad, we've got bloody Blue doing our song! Jedward will probably win the whole thing!!

Windedprism · April 20, 2011, 11:10:25 AM

Ha thats right you do!!

least with Jed we can say ''Ah sure it was just a laugh''