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Offline GamerMan316

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Look at all that Juice
« on: September 03, 2009, 07:12:23 AM »
Not really anything special but I thought i'd share as i'm in a giving mood  ;D

Gears of War 'Imulsion' energy drink



Ignore the fact that Gears of War's "Imulsion" wasn't meant for consumption and has mutagenic properties: some clever company is bottling the stuff and selling it as an "energy drink." Not only that, but at $4 (a can?) -- with $5 shipping -- we'd better see a Pendulum War break out from the distribution and sale of this stuff.

Oh well, if anybody does start mutating, we can always try to subdue it through the use of the Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink, which we're almost positive was actually meant to suppress the zombie outbreak caused by Avon's Derma-full face cream. We're all doomed.


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Re: Look at all that Juice
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 07:42:54 AM »
Cool, i'll go lambent and glow in the dark .... or get rust lung* disease and die a painful, wasting death.

*excuse for GoW2 cogs pulling a sicky

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Re: Look at all that Juice
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 02:08:34 PM »
I heard that Dark Master overdosed on this stuff.

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Re: Look at all that Juice
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2009, 11:22:41 PM »
I heard that Dark Master overdosed on this stuff.
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Re: Look at all that Juice
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 04:04:07 AM »
I want some
Can't wait for Shenmue 3



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Re: Look at all that Juice
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 04:16:23 AM »
Can i have some t virus drink i want a big eye in my chest to lol

 

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