#3 is indeed the lie.
1. In the middle of a crazy weekend, I did attempt to join the Army after losing a drunken bet with mates.
2. My Mum is indeed an American, my Mum's side all come from Massachusetts although a few have migrated down to Florida.
3. Never been married, I've been with me partner since I was 20, 13 years now. I should really marry her.
So you was right Neato, Seems it's your turn again.