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Title: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Jaynestown on July 31, 2009, 10:48:15 AM
I thought I'd share this one with everyone.

We've just had someone at work diagnosed over the phone with swine flu. One of the questions he was asked was:

"Are you unconscious?"

Methinks this national helpline may not be that reliable!!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Failed on July 31, 2009, 10:51:00 AM
If you don't answer, do they assume it's a yes ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Jaynestown on July 31, 2009, 10:54:23 AM
They also asked him if he was having a fit!!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Failed on July 31, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
If you answer by repeatedly hitting the telephone buttons, do they assume it's a yes ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Lukehi on July 31, 2009, 07:39:19 PM
Quote from: Failed on July 31, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
If you answer by repeatedly hitting the telephone buttons, do they assume it's a yes ?

or he's a fat fingered twat and has problems with small phone keys... ;D
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Failed on August 01, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
If i had fat fingers i'd have some giant phone and a giant x-box pad too
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: Kyuubi on August 02, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Fat Fingers = Well hung lesbian

Not swine flu
Title: Re: Swine Flu Diagnosis
Post by: sambo on August 02, 2009, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Kyuubi on August 02, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Fat Fingers = Well hung lesbian

Not swine flu

LMFAO ;D ;D