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Post the cheesiest, lamest joke you know, and be entered into a random drawing (http://www.random.org/lists/) to win Call of Duty Classic (XBLA). ;D
One entry per person. Entry period ends May 31st.
The following have been entered into the drawing
Windedprism
Hells_JJ
sambo
Jason Parky
Vidar
zerosum
GamerMan316
Maibs
And the winner is ...
Jason Parky! (check your PM's)
You sure that link is right Neato, it goes to www.random.org?
Here ya go:
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7ZEi1MjZc-QoyHzxgFgyEHlGZvSsGv7jKd8jOW3-91HRTmTdV)
OK this one is really long my Friend told me this one wile we were in a dungeon playing WoW the party was dieing left and right trying to read as he kept spamming party chat lol but here you go.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya ta kin' ?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
This one might be lost on our American friends.
What do you call a man with a raincoat on? Mac
What do you call a man with two raincoats on? Max
What do you call a man with two raincoats on standing in a graveyard? Max Bygraves. ;D
yep i have no idea on that on
Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers. :/
Can i say thanks to Neato for my runner up prize in the easter caption comp! the thread was closed before i could say thank you but i did pm!
anyway cheesy joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
about as lame as it gets :(
Quote from: Jaynestown on May 13, 2011, 08:18:41 PM
You sure that link is right Neato, it goes to www.random.org?
Yeah. That's how the "random drawing" will be determined. ;)
:D lmao
I love cheesy jokes. Keepm `em coming! ;D
Quote from: Vidar on May 15, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
Can i say thanks to Neato for my runner up prize in the easter caption comp! the thread was closed before i could say thank you but i did pm!
Mucho welcome, Vid. 8)
Ok, here's my cheese:
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb.
A group of snowmen are standing around when one asks...... "Can you smell carrots?"
Quote from: GamerMan316 on May 18, 2011, 07:56:54 AM
A group of snowmen are standing around when one asks...... "Can you smell carrots?"
:D That's pretty awful.
Here's one just for fun ...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit frustrated.
The egg mutters, "Well, I guess we answered that question!"
lol why do we laugh at such bad jokes :D guess simple things for simple minds lol
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. #)
Wait gotta another ;D
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chung?
But I think its Colin.
Awesome! :-)
Last day to enter. ;D
And the winner is ...
Jason Parky! (check your PM's)
Woo!
I rule.
Nice one Parky! :-)
Well done Parky.