i was watching a documentary on the indoctrination of children by the christians and a group of jehovah's witnesses came to my house...kinda wierd. maybe God is telling me to pick up a bible and give up my heathen ways. or maybe they canvas my neighborhood every saturday morning. i mean really. wtf? who bothers someone at 10 oclock in the morning on a saturday? i try to be nice and pretend like i care what they have to say, but its starting to get ridonculous(thanks for the word neato). on top of that my fiance and i are getting married in her parents church(because its cheap and that allows me to spend more money on liquor :P) and i have to lie to the preacher and tell him i'm a christian or we'll have to go through counselling before he'll marry us. aaarg...i hate christians. why wont they leave me alone?
ok i feel better now....sorry for the rant :)
that was weird.
Well I wont be getting married in a church thats for sure :D
Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<
Just tell him after you lied to buy more booze. Jesus would have wanted it that way. Dont worry you will be forgiven for your sins
Quote from: Failed on January 05, 2010, 10:54:14 AM
Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<
Nooooooo! ill be lucky if they let my gay friends in the church
Quote from: xnightcrawlerxx on January 06, 2010, 08:28:43 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 05, 2010, 10:54:14 AM
Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<
Nooooooo! ill be lucky if they let my gay friends in the church
Thats one good reason to get married somewhere else ;)
maybe i can contact my local branch of the church of satan........if nothing else, i bet they put on a good show
Quote from: xnightcrawlerxx on January 06, 2010, 11:07:29 PM
maybe i can contact my local branch of the church of satan........if nothing else, i bet they put on a good show
i heard they're doing a special buy one stripper get the second free