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Title: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: nCogNeato on August 22, 2012, 03:52:56 PM
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The rules are simple:
1.  Make a wish.
2.  The next person to post plays the role of sadistic evil genie and grants the wish with unexpected consequences.
3.  The evil genie makes their own wish, and the cycle continues.

Example:
Person A:  I wish for a million wishes.
Person B:  Wish granted, but you can only wish for punches in your face.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: nCogNeato on August 22, 2012, 03:53:48 PM
I'll start.

I wish I had more time to play videogames.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Autarch Kade on August 22, 2012, 04:01:40 PM
I'll start.

I wish I had more time to play videogames.


Wish granted, but you can only play Progress Quest (http://progressquest.com/play/)

I wish I was better at Halo.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Dankinia on August 22, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
I wish I was better at Halo.

Wish granted but you can only play firefight.

I wish I had a new car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: zerosum on August 22, 2012, 04:47:39 PM
I wish I had a new car.

Wish granted, but you're going to have to find some Plutonium to run it.   ;)

I wish Fallout: New Vegas weren't so buggy...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: nCogNeato on August 23, 2012, 12:46:13 AM
I wish Fallout: New Vegas weren't so buggy...

Granted.  Now all of the bugs have been transferred to you.  You now enjoy randomly twitching, moonwalking, and getting stuck in walls.



I wish Summer never ended.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: zerosum on August 23, 2012, 11:05:43 AM

I wish Summer never ended.


From within the buggy wall...wish granted, but you have to spend your "Never-Ending Summer" being hunted by a group of a really pissed off polar bears and penguins.
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I wish 4 day weekends were standard.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Autarch Kade on August 23, 2012, 01:15:10 PM

I wish 4 day weekends were standard.


Granted, but now a week is 40 days long.

I wish I never ran out of Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Dankinia on August 23, 2012, 03:09:52 PM
I wish I never ran out of Mountain Dew.

Granted, but all Mountain Dew is now diet.

I wish there was a Starbucks closer to my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: BackupLight on August 23, 2012, 04:06:43 PM
I wish there was a Starbucks closer to my house.

Granted, but Starbucks now only stock decaf.  ???

I wish this bottle of water was actually rum.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: NODAK on August 24, 2012, 02:41:57 AM
I wish this bottle of water was actually rum.

Your wish is granted, but since you turned the bottle into rum it runs right through your fingers and onto the floor.

I wish my PC always met the recommended system requirements for the newest video games.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: donnieoneshot on August 24, 2012, 03:05:54 AM
I wish my PC always met the recommended system requirements for the newest video games.

Wish granted.  But all video games have now been banned for corrupting the moral and ethical standards of our youth today. As well as numbing them to the horrors of violence, causing them become socially reclusive, and been directly responsible for decay of modern society!!  Oh and they caused Communism, and Sadam Hussein, and the Nazis, and both World Wars, and makes old ladies fall down stairs and more stuff, bad stuff.   >:(

PS: Gaming Rocks!!!!


I wish for world peace!!   Awwwwww
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: zerosum on August 25, 2012, 02:44:25 AM

I wish for world peace!!   Awwwwww

Wish granted but the ensuing peace has turned the Earth into a vulnerable target. Thanks D-One!  :P

The resulting marshmallow-iness of our defenses has every alien race you've ever seen in every Sci-fi film prime to invade. So now we've got some crazy shite going down like, Decepticons fighting Predators for real-estate, Xenomorphs and Ewoks planning the fall of mankind while E.T., Coneheads and Prawns play rock, paper, scissors to divvy up our body parts. In short your wish has caused, "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" 



I wish Fast Travel were a real thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Autarch Kade on August 27, 2012, 08:21:06 PM

I wish Fast Travel were a real thing.

Wish granted, people may now teleport anywhere.  This however leads to people teleporting into bank vaults to rob them, terrorists teleporting into government buildings with bombs at the ready, and every world record for any race ever being broken with a time of 0 seconds.


I wish old people wouldn't drive so slow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: nCogNeato on September 12, 2012, 10:19:01 AM
I wish old people wouldn't drive so slow.

Granted!  Now old people must maintain a speed of 50+ mph (à la Speed).  Their reflexes and eyesight are still s***, so have fun out there kids.   O0



I wish I won the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: zerosum on September 13, 2012, 12:03:07 AM


I wish I won the lottery.


Ok, granted, only problem  is - well, remember the short story, "The Lottery"?


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Yeah, you won that lottery...thanks for playing! ;)


I wish fuel prices were lower...  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: NODAK on September 13, 2012, 11:56:06 AM
Wish granted, fuel prices soon plummet to record-setting lows.  Of course, now that the world's oceans have transmuted into oil, fuel prices are the least of your concerns.


I wish that karma was a physical law.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: donnieoneshot on September 14, 2012, 09:58:52 AM
Wish granted......however.... the passing of the Karma Law led directly to the creation of the Karma Squad. A police force with powers above all other laws made up primarily of very large hairy mountain men with cacti ( cactuses?! ) in their pants.  When they come to exact vengeance on you for the afront you have caused ( eg: littering, jay walking, disobeying your mommy, mass murder etc...) then you will know that Karma is indeed a bitch!!

I wish all puppies were cute and cuddly!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: nCogNeato on September 20, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
I wish all puppies were cute and cuddly!!!

Wish granted.  However, their advanced adorableness is actually an evolved adaptation to satisfy their growing hunger for human flesh.  Cuddle at own risk.



I wish sleep wasn't a necessity.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: zerosum on October 18, 2012, 10:59:37 PM


I wish sleep wasn't a necessity.
Granted - sleep is no longer an issue.

And all appears to be going well initially, productivity and creativity are up in which helps advance portions of society. But with all the free time, crime rates also rise - syndicates plot continually- eventually leading to non-stop 24-7 global wars...and we all know what that's good for.  O0


 I wish yardwork would take care of itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: donnieoneshot on October 19, 2012, 02:59:07 AM

 I wish yardwork would take care of itself.

Wish granted, all yard work now completes itself over night leaving the garden and surrounding areas looking spic and span the next morning. You spend ten minutes admiring it every morning on your way to work from the 'burbs!!!  However........ your better half now comes to the conclusion that all you really were useful for around the place was the yard work. She gets bored and picks up a nice young stud to entertain her and hatches an fiendish plan to bump you off for the insurance money and a life of debauchery with her ever growing list of young studs, all named Carlo, oddly.  So one morning driving to work, after admiring your perfectly and automatically manicured lawn, you find the breaks in your car mysteriously not working when you come to the incredibly dodgy cliff section of your commute to work.  So ends zerosum.  But your lawn looks great.


I wish junk food was good for you.