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Corrupt-A-Wish
« on: August 22, 2012, 03:52:56 PM »


The rules are simple:
1.  Make a wish.
2.  The next person to post plays the role of sadistic evil genie and grants the wish with unexpected consequences.
3.  The evil genie makes their own wish, and the cycle continues.

Example:
Person A:  I wish for a million wishes.
Person B:  Wish granted, but you can only wish for punches in your face.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 03:53:48 PM »
I'll start.

I wish I had more time to play videogames.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 04:01:40 PM »
I'll start.

I wish I had more time to play videogames.


Wish granted, but you can only play Progress Quest

I wish I was better at Halo.
I like my women how I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

The doctors say his chances are 50/50... but there's only a 10% chance of that.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 04:05:36 PM »
I wish I was better at Halo.

Wish granted but you can only play firefight.

I wish I had a new car.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 04:47:39 PM »
I wish I had a new car.

Wish granted, but you're going to have to find some Plutonium to run it.   ;)

I wish Fallout: New Vegas weren't so buggy...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 12:46:13 AM »
I wish Fallout: New Vegas weren't so buggy...

Granted.  Now all of the bugs have been transferred to you.  You now enjoy randomly twitching, moonwalking, and getting stuck in walls.



I wish Summer never ended.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 11:05:43 AM »

I wish Summer never ended.


From within the buggy wall...wish granted, but you have to spend your "Never-Ending Summer" being hunted by a group of a really pissed off polar bears and penguins.
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I wish 4 day weekends were standard.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 01:15:10 PM »

I wish 4 day weekends were standard.


Granted, but now a week is 40 days long.

I wish I never ran out of Mountain Dew.
I like my women how I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

The doctors say his chances are 50/50... but there's only a 10% chance of that.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 03:09:52 PM »
I wish I never ran out of Mountain Dew.

Granted, but all Mountain Dew is now diet.

I wish there was a Starbucks closer to my house.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 04:06:43 PM »
I wish there was a Starbucks closer to my house.

Granted, but Starbucks now only stock decaf.  ???

I wish this bottle of water was actually rum.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 02:41:57 AM »
I wish this bottle of water was actually rum.

Your wish is granted, but since you turned the bottle into rum it runs right through your fingers and onto the floor.

I wish my PC always met the recommended system requirements for the newest video games.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 03:05:54 AM »
I wish my PC always met the recommended system requirements for the newest video games.

Wish granted.  But all video games have now been banned for corrupting the moral and ethical standards of our youth today. As well as numbing them to the horrors of violence, causing them become socially reclusive, and been directly responsible for decay of modern society!!  Oh and they caused Communism, and Sadam Hussein, and the Nazis, and both World Wars, and makes old ladies fall down stairs and more stuff, bad stuff.   >:(

PS: Gaming Rocks!!!!


I wish for world peace!!   Awwwwww
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2012, 02:44:25 AM »

I wish for world peace!!   Awwwwww

Wish granted but the ensuing peace has turned the Earth into a vulnerable target. Thanks D-One!  :P

The resulting marshmallow-iness of our defenses has every alien race you've ever seen in every Sci-fi film prime to invade. So now we've got some crazy shite going down like, Decepticons fighting Predators for real-estate, Xenomorphs and Ewoks planning the fall of mankind while E.T., Coneheads and Prawns play rock, paper, scissors to divvy up our body parts. In short your wish has caused, "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" 



I wish Fast Travel were a real thing.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 08:21:06 PM »

I wish Fast Travel were a real thing.

Wish granted, people may now teleport anywhere.  This however leads to people teleporting into bank vaults to rob them, terrorists teleporting into government buildings with bombs at the ready, and every world record for any race ever being broken with a time of 0 seconds.


I wish old people wouldn't drive so slow.
I like my women how I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

The doctors say his chances are 50/50... but there's only a 10% chance of that.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2012, 10:19:01 AM »
I wish old people wouldn't drive so slow.

Granted!  Now old people must maintain a speed of 50+ mph (à la Speed).  Their reflexes and eyesight are still s***, so have fun out there kids.   O0



I wish I won the lottery.

 

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