All things Stupid !!!!

[zerosum]

Hey! Sometimes you're in a rush and that's the only way to go...I hear it's a quick tan as well. 

[ms arsenal1988]

Wait wait wait wait.  Hold on.  Let me get this straight.  You're NOT supposed to iron your clothes while wearing them?

if you want bbq neato then go ahead

[nCogNeato]

The following is real.
The following take place in my hometown.
I'm sorry.

[spoiler]

In the Pink gives women a chance to enjoy a day that was designed especially for them. Massages, facials, manicures, investment tips, banking features... just to name a few of the exhibits!

[/spoiler]

[Failed]

'where'd you spend your weekend?'

'In The Pink'

[donnieoneshot]

Titanic quotes

"The captain can, by simply moving an electric switch, instantly close the doors throughout, practically making the vessel unsinkable."

Irish News and Belfast Morning News, June 1st, 1911, on the incomplete Titanic.

"We believe that the boat is unsinkable."

Philip Franklin, Vice-President of White Star Line, 8-00 a.m., April 15th, 1912.

“God himself could not sink this ship!”

Unknown Titanic crewmember to embarking passenger, Mrs Sylvia Caldwell.

[Smithk4]

Some days things just don't go your way.....................

[zerosum]

The one red herring line in this whole promo...."Once Owned By PABLO ESCOBAR.." - should have been a monumental warning flag to all...