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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2010, 05:18:04 AM »
I have them on email if you want to send your personal address..... can't upload images at work  :(

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2010, 09:51:04 AM »
I'm a pornstar..

Yea', That killed your thread. O0

Gay porn doesn't count  :-*

Gay porn counts.

What doesn't count are home videos personally uploaded to the internet.  I learned that when I was rejected from their labor union.   :(


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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2010, 11:12:25 AM »
I'm a pornstar..

Yea', That killed your thread. O0

Gay porn doesn't count  :-*

Gay porn counts.

What doesn't count are home videos personally uploaded to the internet.  I learned that when I was rejected from their labor union.   :(



That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2010, 11:45:44 AM »
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.


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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2010, 11:53:30 AM »
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.



lol  ;D

I am a mother of 6 . I was a nursery nurse and a chef but I gave up my job after my 5th kid to spend more time with them.
I would like to give my teenage son back to the hospital
Can't wait for Shenmue 3



I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it right up to here with them.

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2010, 12:14:08 PM »
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.



lol  ;D

I am a mother of 6 . I was a nursery nurse and a chef but I gave up my job after my 5th kid to spend more time with them.
I would like to give my teenage son back to the hospital



I love women that can cook... what's your signature dish?

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2010, 12:39:23 PM »
I love women that can cook... what's your signature dish?

Cereal.

With a family that big, who has time to cook?!?  lol


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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2010, 12:49:14 PM »
Jack sh*t, that's what I do and not what Tara's signature meal is  :D


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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2010, 01:18:23 PM »
im an exterminator

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2010, 01:24:20 PM »
In my spare time i mine for gold in the wild west

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2010, 02:29:11 PM »
im an exterminator

Ex Terminator?  That's sad.






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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2010, 05:17:18 PM »
I'm a computer science student (junior) at Lawrence Tech University.

I also sell Eastern European women into slavery on the side.

This would be so awkward if someone here was an Eastern European woman.

Or a sex slave.
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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2010, 03:44:36 AM »
im an exterminator

Ex Terminator?  That's sad.








That was excellent! I lol'd very hard!   :D

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2010, 01:29:50 PM »

Or a sex slave.

I get by, Neato looks after me and only hits me when he's drunk (most days)!

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Re: Day Jobs
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2010, 02:29:20 PM »
Gay Porn does count, my gimp says so anyway.


 

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