Day Jobs

Started by Astrex, April 06, 2010, 02:12:19 PM

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Astrex

I have them on email if you want to send your personal address..... can't upload images at work  :(

nCogNeato

Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: Parkimus on April 07, 2010, 08:14:44 PM
I'm a pornstar..

Yea', That killed your thread. O0

Gay porn doesn't count  :-*

Gay porn counts.

What doesn't count are home videos personally uploaded to the internet.  I learned that when I was rejected from their labor union.   :(


Astrex

Quote from: nCogNeato on April 08, 2010, 01:51:04 PM
Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: Parkimus on April 07, 2010, 08:14:44 PM
I'm a pornstar..

Yea', That killed your thread. O0

Gay porn doesn't count  :-*

Gay porn counts.

What doesn't count are home videos personally uploaded to the internet.  I learned that when I was rejected from their labor union.   :(



That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

nCogNeato

Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 03:12:25 PM
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.


TaraJayne

Quote from: nCogNeato on April 08, 2010, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 03:12:25 PM
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.



lol  ;D

I am a mother of 6 . I was a nursery nurse and a chef but I gave up my job after my 5th kid to spend more time with them.
I would like to give my teenage son back to the hospital
Can't wait for Shenmue 3



I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it right up to here with them.

Astrex

Quote from: TaraJayne on April 08, 2010, 03:53:30 PM
Quote from: nCogNeato on April 08, 2010, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 03:12:25 PM
That's because a video with just you masterbating for 21 seconds doesn't count as porn.  ;D

South Korea begs to differ.



lol  ;D

I am a mother of 6 . I was a nursery nurse and a chef but I gave up my job after my 5th kid to spend more time with them.
I would like to give my teenage son back to the hospital



I love women that can cook... what's your signature dish?

nCogNeato

Quote from: Astrex on April 08, 2010, 04:14:08 PM
I love women that can cook... what's your signature dish?

Cereal.

With a family that big, who has time to cook?!?  lol


GamerMan316

Jack sh*t, that's what I do and not what Tara's signature meal is  :D


xnightcrawlerxx

im an exterminator

Failed

In my spare time i mine for gold in the wild west

nCogNeato


Handshakes

I'm a computer science student (junior) at Lawrence Tech University.

I also sell Eastern European women into slavery on the side.

This would be so awkward if someone here was an Eastern European woman.

Or a sex slave.
Your mom!

Astrex


Failed

Quote from: Handshakes on April 08, 2010, 09:17:18 PM

Or a sex slave.

I get by, Neato looks after me and only hits me when he's drunk (most days)!

Jurassic Parky

Gay Porn does count, my gimp says so anyway.