The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

TaraJayne · July 14, 2009, 04:19:52 PM

Rev. Jim Osborne of the Landover Baptist Church (Forums) has gone on a rampage over Bethesda's awesome action-RPG Oblivion and he ain't holding back. "It is harmful and a cancer on society," he says in a lengthy forum post. God help us.

The original post that includes comments such as "It is well-understood that playing that demon-worshipping game "Doom" caused those two kids, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris to do the Columbine shootings."

One response explained, "It is also popular for males to play female characters. That way they can seduce other male characters. Takes demon worship to a new level."

Or what about this post from a fellow forum goer, "Hopefully in our lifetimes we will see more legislation to keep Super Nintendo games like these off the streets where young and impressionable 30-somethings living in their parents' basements cannot get their hands on them."

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24063

sambo · July 14, 2009, 04:21:58 PM

I wish these people would educate themselves about games and then go and F**K off.

TaraJayne · July 14, 2009, 04:39:35 PM

Quote from: sambo on July 14, 2009, 04:21:58 PM
I wish these people would educate themselves about games and then go and F**K off.

Me too

Lukehi · July 14, 2009, 04:54:12 PM

haha, that is now my favourite website...I shall no longer be posting here but sticking with the Landover Baptist crew.

One member in that thread has a signature that states "he's putting the stud back in bible study" absolute genius!!! another member has now been banned by the admin staff and has "eternal damnation assured" - you couldn't make this stuff up!!

Anywho regarding the actual OP of that thread his remarks are complete bollocks. Says that elves are satanic looking, what about the bloody Cat-like thingys and not to mention that you are fighting AGAINST demons for the majority of the game.

Ill informed bible-belt christian looking for something controversial to post with the vain hope of getting free publicity in the media...

Good job he hasn't played Overlord...

EDIT: Forgot to mention that the dude thought it was a Super Nintendo game...epic fail...haha

sambo · July 14, 2009, 05:06:01 PM

BibleThumpinBlonde

BibleThumpinBlonde is this ladys forum name.
One of her quotes:
Oh, it's WAY MORE than a game friend! Playing video games is just as dangerous as playing with Satan's over-sized, dangling tallywacker! Playing with either one of them you are literally screwed!

Enjoy HELL!

Now this woman has given me more bad thoughts than any video game.

TaraJayne · July 14, 2009, 05:07:26 PM

Another fine quote

"That is something I forgot! A male player can roleplay as a female, and vice versa. If this isn't an opportunity to live out transsexual fantasies, I don't know what is. You can also run around the game half-naked. Men wearing nothing but a loincloth, and women wearing a revealing set of bra and panties. There is also prostitution and sexual innuendo in the game. This game is for deranged moral perverts, no doubt. "

I played this game for well over 200 hours lol I must be well perverted and deranged

GamerMan316 · July 14, 2009, 05:18:36 PM

Quote from: TaraJayne on July 14, 2009, 04:19:52 PM
"Hopefully in our lifetimes we will see more legislation to keep Super Nintendo games like these off the streets where young and impressionable 30-somethings living in their parents' basements cannot get their hands on them."

BEST QUOTE EVER

El Grand Diablo · July 14, 2009, 05:19:23 PM

Quote from: TaraJayne on July 14, 2009, 05:07:26 PM
Another fine quote

"That is something I forgot! A male player can roleplay as a female, and vice versa. If this isn't an opportunity to live out transsexual fantasies, I don't know what is. You can also run around the game half-naked. Men wearing nothing but a loincloth, and women wearing a revealing set of bra and panties. There is also prostitution and sexual innuendo in the game. This game is for deranged moral perverts, no doubt. "

I played this game for well over 200 hours lol I must be well perverted and deranged

Well you ARE the leader of this site..... coincdence?

Lukehi · July 14, 2009, 05:26:34 PM

Quote from: El Grand Diablo on July 14, 2009, 05:19:23 PM
Well you ARE the leader of this site..... coincdence?

thats it TJ's trying to start a satanic cult!!!

nCogNeato · July 14, 2009, 06:38:22 PM

GamerMan316 · July 14, 2009, 06:40:34 PM

Quote from: nCogNeato on July 14, 2009, 06:38:22 PM

only if it's this guy

Maibs · July 14, 2009, 08:27:33 PM

Can i just point out jim osborne is no relation or affiliation to me in anyway, thank you

Kyuubi · July 14, 2009, 08:42:55 PM

Is it saying something if people like me and Failed automatically get banned if we try to get on the site or any attached link??

lol

El Grand Diablo · July 14, 2009, 09:24:00 PM

Quote from: GamerMan316 on July 14, 2009, 06:40:34 PM

only if it's this guy

Dave Grohl Satan is awesome!

Failed · July 15, 2009, 09:34:41 AM

I tried to go to this so called fictional website and all i got was a 666 Error on my computer and a message saying 'Your Sa .... computer does not want you to view this website as it could corrupt your morals' ... i think your making it up.