The Birthday Book

nCogNeato · April 23, 2011, 10:27:43 PM

That's awesome. Kore loves peniscakes.

... although that one looks like it's contracted something. $:-\$

Windedprism · April 24, 2011, 12:46:37 AM

Trust you lol

Mr Neato I shall be sending a letter from my lawyer pending the case of slander,best regards
anon

nCogNeato · April 24, 2011, 05:00:43 PM

Tell the lawyers to bring guns and money.

Vidar · April 24, 2011, 05:20:55 PM

Quote from: Windedprism on April 24, 2011, 12:46:37 AM
Trust you lol Mr Neato I shall be sending a letter from my lawyer pending the case of slander,best regards
anon

You seem like a troubled and angry young man! Relax lol

Windedprism · April 24, 2011, 05:49:43 PM

Lol it was innocent with the cake thing and he makes it welll.....I can see his point though

dfusioness · April 24, 2011, 05:58:53 PM

i need to find the recipe and instructions for the lancer cake- my mum makes novelty cakes, and dave wants one for his birthday

Windedprism · April 24, 2011, 10:00:28 PM

Gimme a week Im still working on it,as for the recipe well,thats gonna cost ya.

citatscEellE · April 25, 2011, 06:51:55 AM

okay that looks kinda easy/meduim-ish?..

i could make that like a chocolate cake with raspberry filling.
and have raspberry sauce on the blades like it was blood.
Ooooh prolly make the blades and etc outta fondant

looks like the person airbrushed/brushed black powder to make it look dirty or something..

now i want cake :l

Failed · April 25, 2011, 07:17:30 AM

just make whatever cake he likes then decorate it, surely can't be that hard. sponge is obviously gonna be best as its easy to cut and shape. A couple of square sponges, with an icing/ganache chocolate spread all over. Marizpan (or fondant [Elle]) to detail it. Can't work out what the black dust is on top.

The blue bits look like Torpedos!!!

Do one ripping the insides of a locust out, for added tastiness

citatscEellE · April 25, 2011, 08:10:31 AM

i think i wanna try to make myself one of these for my birthday, which is right around the corner..

that or another penis cake :l

Windedprism · April 25, 2011, 09:09:53 AM

Failed I challenge you!make a cake.The hardest part will be the sponge watch lol and it has to be edible!
Hey I actually made a penis cake for the missus to take to one of her Ann Sumemers party.Should taken a pic

nCogNeato · April 25, 2011, 01:24:50 PM

Quote from: Windedprism on April 25, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Failed I challenge you!make a cake.

Failed succeeds at everything he does. He's part of his irony curse.

Quote from: Windedprism on April 25, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Hey I actually made a penis cake for the missus to take to one of her Ann Sumemers party.Should taken a pic

Windedprism · April 25, 2011, 01:30:34 PM

That is a mushroom,cant you tell it has eyes,whereas a penis only has one eye!!!

nCogNeato · April 25, 2011, 01:48:01 PM

Quote from: Windedprism on April 25, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
That is a mushroom,cant you tell it has eyes,whereas a penis only has one eye!!!

Nope. All I see is penis.

Failed · April 25, 2011, 03:40:43 PM

I make a cake atleast once a fortnight. I made a traditional Victoria Sponge for Mothers Day and i made Devil's Food Cake for Easter Sunday. Cake-tastic. I have loads of ingredients left so i might make another Devil Food Wednesday, i will post images and send you a slice via Royal mail >_>