2 Truths 1 Lie

[Jaynestown]

Good lookin out, brah.   

So if a chipmunk gave you rabies, does that make you some sort of were-chipmunk?

[dfusioness]

ok lets see

1-my profession is a carer
2-i have snogged a woman
3-i have made a parachute jump

[ASYLUM NINJA]

i would say the lie is the parachute jump because even i have kissed a girl

[dfusioness]

yep parachute jump is a lie your turn ninja

[ASYLUM NINJA]

1. almost burned down the flat cooking a pizza

2. i am 6ft 5 inches tall

3. fell out of a tree and hurt my back while cutting the branch i was standing on

[dfusioness]

please let it be 3 so i can fall over laughing 

[ASYLUM NINJA]

3 actually happened, every one just stood around laughing can't think why?

[citatscEellE]

is it number 2?

cuz number 1 totally has happend to me (i was making grilled cheese when the pan caught on fire)

[ASYLUM NINJA]

Give the lady a prize you are correct, am actually 5 ft 10 which is big for my age or so my mummy says 

[dfusioness]

im only little-turns out ive shrunk

[ASYLUM NINJA]

Too high a setting in the washing machine me thinks?

[GamerMan316]

I was 5ft 10 once, when I was about 11.   

[dfusioness]

lol- no they think it happened when i broke my back,it took an inch off, im now 5ft 4 

[ASYLUM NINJA]

I was 5ft 10 once, when I was about 11.   

I am actually 8 years old and have successfully infiltrated your group despite you setting age limits just to show it could be done Ha! Ha! Ha!

[dfusioness]

an im really a guy with only one ball-im 75 years old an gay too