2 Truths 1 Lie

[nCogNeato]

Mr. Neato's House of Lies

1.  My first name is Steve.
2.  I've never broken a bone.
3.  I scared a wild bear.

[dfusioness]

erm you have never broken a bone-evryone is sh*t scared of bears

[nCogNeato]

erm you have never broken a bone-evryone is sh*t scared of bears

Are you asking if # 3 is the lie?

[dfusioness]

no 2 is the lie i think

[nCogNeato]

no 2 is the lie i think

# 2 is true.  

I've had plenty of sprained ankles, dislocated joints, and even cracked some ribs, but never fully broke a bone.

[dfusioness]

yaay do i have to do on now or does someone else want a go

[nCogNeato]

yaay do i have to do on now or does someone else want a go

You haven't guessed the lie yet.   

[dfusioness]

oh ffs sorry, erm 3 is the lie

[nCogNeato]

oh ffs sorry, erm 3 is the lie

Nope.  I once scared a black bear while walking my dog in the West Virginia wilderness.  To be fair, my dog's insane growling and barking probably helped.  

The lie is my first name is Steve.  My first name is actually Michael, but I go by my middle name (Steve).  Just one of the many ways I remain incognito.

Now you can have a turn, Fizz.  

[dfusioness]

ah, nicely done ,, now then lets see

1-my middle name is louise
2-i hate full fat milk
3-i have shoplifted from tesco's

[nCogNeato]

ah, nicely done ,, now then lets see

1-my middle name is louise
2-i hate full fat milk
3-i have shoplifted from tesco's

You're definitely a shoplifter, so that's true.
I'll guess # 1 is the lie.

[ASYLUM NINJA]

No 2 although hate is such a strong word

[dfusioness]

do i really look like a shoplifter- neato is right though number 1 is the lie, i have no middle name x

[ASYLUM NINJA]

No middle name ............freak 

[dfusioness]

sod off- not my fault    if i could have had one it would have been talia- always loved that name, if i was to have another girl baby that was to be her name