Swine Flu Diagnosis

Jaynestown · July 31, 2009, 10:48:15 AM

I thought I'd share this one with everyone.

We've just had someone at work diagnosed over the phone with swine flu. One of the questions he was asked was:

"Are you unconscious?"

Methinks this national helpline may not be that reliable!!!

Failed · July 31, 2009, 10:51:00 AM

If you don't answer, do they assume it's a yes ?

Jaynestown · July 31, 2009, 10:54:23 AM

They also asked him if he was having a fit!!!

Failed · July 31, 2009, 10:55:19 AM

If you answer by repeatedly hitting the telephone buttons, do they assume it's a yes ?

Lukehi · July 31, 2009, 07:39:19 PM

Quote from: Failed on July 31, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
If you answer by repeatedly hitting the telephone buttons, do they assume it's a yes ?

or he's a fat fingered twat and has problems with small phone keys...

Failed · August 01, 2009, 08:59:08 AM

If i had fat fingers i'd have some giant phone and a giant x-box pad too

Kyuubi · August 02, 2009, 05:31:35 PM

Fat Fingers = Well hung lesbian

Not swine flu

sambo · August 02, 2009, 05:35:12 PM

Quote from: Kyuubi on August 02, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Fat Fingers = Well hung lesbian

Not swine flu

LMFAO