What Women Want, a Failed guide (in more ways than one)

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xnightcrawlerxx

Quote from: TaraJayne on December 30, 2009, 11:02:27 AM
Thats so sweet. I hope me and Stephen are together for that long and more

i just hope i live that long

knikki91

Just to add a little help for the boys but I think its to late for Christmas

Ann Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy
It explores the clitoris, The G spot,
and even shows the male where they are
' TWATNAV '
will be in their shops by Christmas!

TaraJayne

Ann Summers would be way more interesting if men where there ;)
Can't wait for Shenmue 3



I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it right up to here with them.

Failed

I got some stuff from Ann Summers for the gf this xmas, i had a look at plastic willies too :P  ;D

NeuroticSarge

Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 12:38:51 PM
I got some stuff from Ann Summers for the gf this xmas, i had a look at plastic willies too :P  ;D

Yours not up to the job then?

Failed

Quote from: NeuroticSarge on January 04, 2010, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 12:38:51 PM
I got some stuff from Ann Summers for the gf this xmas, i had a look at plastic willies too :P  ;D

Yours not up to the job then?

... for when you visit :P

TaraJayne

Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: NeuroticSarge on January 04, 2010, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 12:38:51 PM
I got some stuff from Ann Summers for the gf this xmas, i had a look at plastic willies too :P  ;D

Yours not up to the job then?

... for when you visit :P
lmao good come back
Can't wait for Shenmue 3



I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it right up to here with them.

NeuroticSarge

Quote from: TaraJayne on January 04, 2010, 05:34:47 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: NeuroticSarge on January 04, 2010, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 04, 2010, 12:38:51 PM
I got some stuff from Ann Summers for the gf this xmas, i had a look at plastic willies too :P  ;D

Yours not up to the job then?

... for when you visit :P
lmao good come back
I'm too much for ya-submissive!

Failed

It's true, your are too much for me, your elephantitis really hit the wrong spots!

NeuroticSarge

Quote from: Failed on January 05, 2010, 10:51:16 AM
It's true, your are too much for me, your elephantitis really hit the wrong spots!

Who said that more than a mouth full is a waste? That's what hands are for!

Failed

Quote from: NeuroticSarge on January 05, 2010, 02:51:44 PM
Quote from: Failed on January 05, 2010, 10:51:16 AM
It's true, your are too much for me, your elephantitis really hit the wrong spots!

Who said that more than a mouth full is a waste? That's what hands are for!

your eloquence is becoming  :-*