that was wierd

[xnightcrawlerxx]

i was watching a documentary on the indoctrination of children by the christians and a group of jehovah's witnesses came to my house...kinda wierd. maybe God is telling me to pick up a bible and give up my heathen ways. or maybe they canvas my neighborhood every saturday morning. i mean really. wtf?  who bothers someone at 10 oclock in the morning on a saturday? i try to be nice and pretend like i care what they have to say, but its starting to get ridonculous(thanks for the word neato).  on top of that my fiance and i are getting married in her parents church(because its cheap and that allows me to spend more money on liquor ) and i have to lie to the preacher and tell him i'm a christian or we'll have to go through counselling before he'll marry us. aaarg...i hate christians. why wont they leave me alone?



ok i feel better now....sorry for the rant  

[nCogNeato]

that was weird.

[TaraJayne]

Well I wont be getting married in a church thats for sure

[Failed]

Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<

[TaraJayne]

Just tell him after you lied to buy more booze. Jesus would have wanted it that way. Dont worry you will be forgiven for your sins

[xnightcrawlerxx]

Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<

Nooooooo! ill be lucky if they let my gay friends in the church

[TaraJayne]

Turn around during the ceremony and declare your Jewishness, that'll piss the Priest off. They can be a bit touchy about Jews, you know, with the whole Jesus killing thing ..... >_<

Nooooooo! ill be lucky if they let my gay friends in the church

Thats one good reason to get married somewhere else

[xnightcrawlerxx]

maybe i can contact my local branch of the church of satan........if nothing else, i bet they put on a good show

[Failed]

maybe i can contact my local branch of the church of satan........if nothing else, i bet they put on a good show

i heard they're doing a special buy one stripper get the second free