Anyone got a spare £17 million they could give me?

Kyuubi · March 03, 2010, 08:19:30 PM

Quote from: Astrex on March 03, 2010, 09:38:16 AM
Quote from: Kyuubi on March 03, 2010, 08:03:54 AM
But everyone knows that it's the stickers that make it go faster! A Max Power sticker adds an instant 10bhp to any car!

Oh man! I just lol'd out in the middle of the office at that!

Glad to make you laugh! But it is true you know.....

Astrex · March 04, 2010, 08:59:57 AM

On there website now ordering myself some stickers!

Did you hear the racing strip also gives you a bigger penis?

Failed · March 04, 2010, 10:40:28 AM

if you tint your windows yourself with some sticky back tint, then you grow an extra inch atleast!

Astrex · March 04, 2010, 11:00:42 AM

Quote from: Failed on March 04, 2010, 10:40:28 AM
if you tint your windows yourself with some sticky back tint, then you grow an extra inch atleast!

No, I heard that just makes you last longer in bed

sambo · March 04, 2010, 03:57:27 PM

An illumines underlight on your car, Makes your knob glow purple.

TaraJayne · March 04, 2010, 04:26:18 PM

:DYour all obssesed with penis's or penises $:-\$

nCogNeato · March 04, 2010, 04:42:35 PM

Quote from: TaraJayne on March 04, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
:DYour all obssesed with penis's or penises $:-\$

... ~~paninis~~ peninis?

mmmmmmm ... penini.

Now I'm hungry.

GamerMan316 · March 04, 2010, 04:46:25 PM

yet another thread descends in depravity

TaraJayne · March 04, 2010, 04:49:33 PM

me too sausage for tea

sambo · March 04, 2010, 04:53:32 PM

Quote from: nCogNeato on March 04, 2010, 04:42:35 PM
Quote from: TaraJayne on March 04, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
:DYour all obssesed with penis's or penises $:-\$

... ~~paninis~~ peninis?

mmmmmmm ... penini.

Now I'm hungry.

Want some mayonnaise on that Neato?

nCogNeato · March 04, 2010, 05:12:25 PM

Quote from: sambo on March 04, 2010, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: nCogNeato on March 04, 2010, 04:42:35 PM
Quote from: TaraJayne on March 04, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
:DYour all obssesed with penis's or penises $:-\$

... ~~paninis~~ peninis?

mmmmmmm ... penini.

Now I'm hungry.

Want some mayonnaise on that Neato?

I make my own.

sambo · March 04, 2010, 05:16:04 PM

Do you bottle it for wholesale?

nCogNeato · March 04, 2010, 05:22:24 PM

No. It's a private reserve.

Lukehi · March 04, 2010, 05:23:41 PM

Quote from: nCogNeato on March 04, 2010, 05:22:24 PM
No. It's from Private Reserve.

FIXED

Kyuubi · March 04, 2010, 06:54:38 PM

Is that like Private Ryan, like in the film?